More Parker Ramblings

1. I need a tennis shoe to wipe my nose.

Really? A tennis shoe? I keep telling him to say tissue but no luck yet.


2. There is no pancake in my belly so you cannot eat me.

This was his response when I asked him if I could just eat him a little.


3. Cannot, will not, did not.

The boy doesn't use contractions.



And that's it for now.