FAQ's and FGA's: #2

These are fun. They really are. MOST of the time they are asked by people with a really good sense of humor. There are always the old ladies at Walmart who are grumps but they are the exception, not the rule.

It always starts here:
Question 1: How many kids do you have?!

Answer 1: 5
Answer 2: (and its variations) A lot. Enough. Too many.
Answer 3: You looking to buy?

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Question 2: How did you get all those kids?

Answer 1: One at a time.
Answer 2: Well, when a mommy and daddy love each other very much...
Answer 3: I found them.
Answer 4: What kids??

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Question 3: Do you know what causes that?
^^Most of the time this is actually said "Don't you know what causes that?" and to THAT I cannot giveth thou an answer.

Answer 1: Yep, but it's kinda like crack. One hit and you just can't quit.
^^Yes, I say this just about every time. I should probably stop.^^
Answer 2: You can prevent it?!?!

*People like to throw in the "Don't you own a TV?" every once in a while. What does TV have to do with anything? My typical answer is usually along the lines of "Don't be mad just because I have more entertaining things to do with my time."*

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Question 4: Are they all yours?
^^Yes, this is a normal question. It is when it is asked in an obvious situation that makes it worth trying to get a reaction.^^

Answer 1: Almost.
Answer 2: Only the good/cute/funny ones.
Answer 3: Nope. I pay them a nickel for every time they call me mom.

^^To be fair, when my kids are going crazy in the store, I tend to say "When I tell your parents about this..." a little TOO loud.^^

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Then there are the times when me and the kiddos are off to explore the world. Or just go to the grocery store.

Question 5: Are you taking them all? *GASP* By yourself?

Answer 1:What?! That would be crazy! I have a mouse in my pocket.
Answer 2: Ummmm.....
Answer 3: I just take a couple of them at a time. The rest I leave at home locked in a padded room.

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Disclaimer:
This is meant to be funny. I love my children. All 78 of them.